Witty; I have a blunt, sarcastic, and often times even cheesy sense of humour. Pro or con? I'll let you decide. Unless the situation warrants it, I prefer to be funny than serious, but i thrive on conversations of the intellectual type as well.

If nothing else, I'm an honest, normal (is it suspicious that I brought that up unprovoked?), completely unpretentious guy who doesn't look/talk down to anyone, knows how to treat a woman (you know, like an person, not a status symbol) and has real values (I don't drive a $50,000 vehicle, damn, I guess I have to compensate with personality).

Looking for a woman who is witty, one who can "set the pace" in a conversation rather than just follow, and who has a strong sense of self. Please, no "trend-followers" or types still trying to find themselves by drinking themselves silly at the bar or club every weekend. If you're the type who would rather take a case out to the lake and go camping, play a couple rounds of pool, or just stay in and catch a movie (perhaps even some video games if your a fellow geek like me), however, we might just hit it off.

Dislikes: those who identify themselves through their job, those who are judgmental, narrow-minded, or pretty much anyone who is quick to think "I'm smart, others are dumb" (obvious defense mechanism), those who can only get a laugh at another's expense, or anyone so caught up in the politics of life like money or social image that they're missing the whole point.

Well I'm sure I can brag myself up until next July about how attractive,intelligent, funny, sweet, and thoughtful I am, but I wouldn't want to toot my own horn, besides, thats for you to find out. (I know what you ladies are thinking, if he's got this much swagger from behind a computer screen, imagine what that mother ****er is like in person, eh?)
And now I have to add the "confident, not (rooster)y" disclaimer (lol they actually censored that, so I had to be creative) so I don't come off as a complete narcissist, further proving how ridiculous it is to ask someone to sum up their personality in the form of a written paragraph. Message me if your interested, we'll get to know each other from there.

P.S. This is what part of the alphabet would look like if "Q" and "R" were eliminated.

Who are the 5 best rappers in the game today son? Dylan, Dylan, Aaron Brown, Dylan and Dylan.

Depends on the person. Besides, wouldn't writing it out for all to see sort of kill the spontaneity?