Hi, im almost 26. I have 2 boys, toddler age. They consume most of my time. That dosent mean i dont have time for anyone else, it just means we would all be together alot, unless that is, i get a babysitter. As much as i would love to have some time spent with a funny guy who would throw a red carpet down for me to walk on, i just dont do it much. Im going to get a full body pic.. i know that ppl want to see who they are meeting... but i can tell u this though, im 230 lbs. Use ur imagination.I dont really like/take pics , i might get a cute face shot here and there when im out...I dont really like being this bbw.. but thats what i have been for a few couple yrs, i have not been ok with my body type, or want to be 230 forever. If u have a small D***, would u show it to the world? lol, i dont feel like i should have to show anything that im self consious about to anyone that is just being shallow. As a matter of fact, if ur reading this and u are not interested in a woman who is my size, PLEASE do me a favor and dont even respond. Id rather put my energy towards a reply that counts. A few things that would make me take a second look would be a guy who has his stuff together. Its more about the whole package for me.. do u like me? do u respect women? hows ur relationship with ur ur mother?? A job would be a plus, along with a car. If u think u got game and ur trying to fool me,dont try it. Also, if i wanted to meet a scummy, dirty guy,i would just go ahead to the bar down the street. I cant really tell if i like u by ur pics.. i must talk to u..Its very important that u are great with kids, and have a passion for children, if ur not a kid friendly person.. im not ur friend...lol AND, u must beable to respect me and my wishes. If you dont know how to read a persons body language and ur selfish and only care about ur wants and needs, i wouldnt bother wasting my time or urs. I dont like to be grabbed, poked, rubbed on,slapped,licked. Any kind if touching unless i signal the green light ( go) ,im very much about making the first move, im far from shy, and u will get a clear message if im feeling you. I will do everything BUT beat around the bush.Im not picky, im just selective and safe about what kind people i have around my small family of 3.. Age does not really matter, im pretty open to talk to anyone 15 yrs older then me. Im really trying to think about what else i like so when ur reading this u can be like "omg.. thats me". Hopefully i have said enough to maybe find one person who thinks well click. I really , really like funny guys.. i know there is some dude out there just for me..I long to find someone who is similar to me, so we can get eachother, and have fun in this thing called life. My two boys are a big bonus for me, without them id be a mess,they are the highlight of my life, and i can happily say im not "alone" just lonely when im watching tv, or when they are at school,or im just having me time. I have maybe 5 ppl who i talk to on a regular basis. I really want to find someone that i can call mine, and have around my family.Its always, my siblings with the long term g-f's/ my mom and dad... then me and my boys. Im very much missing someone.. it could be you.. I have had a few bad apples i guess. BUT... im getting a little older now, and im really looking for someone who is older then me, and well off enough to take care of thier on business. I dont want to be used for anything on that note. I am very interested in finding my "mr. right", and my role in the relationship would be to keep him entertained & fed. I know it says im looking for friends, BUT id love to find my future husband.. so really, if u wanting just a one night fling, or maybe ur a bored married man.. please keep on going.. i have no more time for trial and error relationships. I want the real deal,im in a point in my life that i want that, not only for me, but for my kids.They would benifit from another adult around just as much as i would. I thought of one more thing,if ur real nerdy, get at me. I have some dorky ways about my self that wannna share with you.

I have no idea, i have never been on a "date" in my life. It sucks. Part of me wants to say dinner and a movie, but i guess id rather be surprised..i guess my answer is not very clear or helpful, but i have no idea..what do ppl do anymore for dates?? i never got that talk from my parents, when i was a teenager,,, i had a curfew, and my parents didnt like any of my friends, so i had to sneek out.. they were very overprotective of me, i dint get many dates that way.:( oh well, i guess someone can teach me how to date??

Age between 25 and 40
Live in United States
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